Today is a sad day for those of us with addictions. The country has deemed it necessary to take away something which we hold so near and dear to our hearts, and while I think this is good for the people in the long run, right now it sucks. Big, chocolate salty balls style.
How dare the powers that be stage a nation wide intervention on an addiction that is a determent to productivity, yet a boon to social skills? Fuck off, powers that be. I'm Bodie Brodaus and I'm an addict. And I fucking like it!
But, yo, Bodie, what the fuck are you on about? Drugs? Illegal. Alcohol? That too. What is it that the powers that be have robbed? How have they intervened?
Easy, yo. BlackBerry. My CrackBerry (which makes me oh so merry) is no more, at least for the time being. The socialist institution that is zain Telecommunications decided to shut off all BBM conversations for the day, and, what's more, they're blaming RIM (BlackBerry's makers) for this crime, which is downright douchebag behavior.
I'm on my home's wireless network, and my BBM is working. I can become an addict, provided I'm within reach of a wireless network.
So, zain, quit the douche bag behavior. Por fa-fucking-vor. Fix your network, motherfuckers. Now.
Right now, I'm a junkie, and I need my fucking fix.
Tuesday, April 28, 2009
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