"Agnostics piss me off more than atheists do."
That's it.
THEN, shocker of all shockers, I chose not to tweet that and I let it fester in my mind.
"OK what pisses me off about agnostics?"
"How is their concession that there is a higher power, but they chose not to believe in it, worse than I think I'm gonna be a ficus when I die? Wait, no, there's nothing worse than that. I don't know anymore."
So that whole idea was a wash. (If anyone thinks its not, and would like to take a crack at it, please, by all means do so.)
I then started thinking about drugs. (Hold the phone. Surely you must be joking! You? Bodie? Drugs? I don't believe it.)
First off, don't call me Shirley. (RIP Leslie Neilsen. Oh fuck its so obvious what my drug of choice is.)
Second, you know damn well what this blog is sort of about. No it's not about tits, although on occasion, a girl (with tits) will post.
Where was I?
Oh yes. Drugs. Religion and drugs.
To me, an agnostic person is like weed. He isn't vehemently opposed to your view on religion, but he doesn't see the point. He keeps mostly to himself and maintains a cool, detached demeanor to the whole thing. "You believe in a higher power and all it maintains? That's cool. Keep smoking what you're smoking."
The atheist, though, that's another story. Dealing with an atheist is like messing with the white powder, that cocaine. The atheist will not rest until you have exhausted all your fibers of being trying to deal with him. He will snort at your "delusions", making fun of your beliefs of an afterlife and heaven and hell. Meanwhile, this fucking idiot thinks he's gonna be a tree.
But wait, if agnostics are weed and atheists are cocaine, what does that make practitioners of the three major religions? SHEEEEEEEEEEEET. I thought you'd never ask.
We're heroin man. Fuck with us and we'll end your existence.
6 comments:
Hot dayum Bodie, you came back and you came back HARD! I can see the point you're making. Atheists are like Jehovah Witnesses on your doorstep; they won't stop until you're on their side. Same with the fanatics. For someone like me, the main reason I'm (more or less) agnostic is because I can't with all good conscious just buy what is being sold to me. Religion is so obviously biased (in favor of men) that it's just... so pathetic really. Honestly, I've struggled with religion, faith, God, etc. for many years and I'm no closer to an answer today than I was when I was 7. I still don't know how I feel. Sometimes before I go to bed, my heart drops and I think, "What if hell is real? I'm screwed!".
I really liked your take on the subject, I thought it was rather cheeky (in a good way), and the closing sentence was bomb.
Nice to have your tits back on display! :D
(Excuse any typos, I'm really tired)
If anything, you guys are like meth. Dont cost much, homemade and will fuck you up!!!!!!
No meth is Mormonism. That shit is homemade dude. Also, NO CAFFEINE ?? Oh my god KILL ME NOW !!
we agnostics are gamblers you see. we like to gamble. like pascal
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pascal%27s_gambit
Q8oThug - I'm on the same page as you are with Pacal's Wager. Good stuff.
This reminds me a while ago, i used to go to these debates at campus and contribute sometimes. The creationist vs evolutionist kind of debates where the evolutions uses scientific facts to corner the creationist. And those guys would use king James bible as a reference. I would laugh for a while then join the debates sometimes from an Islamic point of view, I am very informative when it comes to science specially about the universe and its beginning :)
A lot of fun stuff
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